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Beyonce Pregnant? Confirmed, but for her dad

Sources near to the superstar singer have stated that “Beyoncé pregnant confirmed” is not a headline you should be seeing in a reputable news publication. It’s only gossip, perhaps wishful thinking on the part of Beyoncé and Jay-Z fans, but certainly nothing malevolent. The truth is that Beyoncé’s father, 58-year-old Herman Knowles, is the one that’s expecting – but not with Tina Knowles, Beyonce’s mother. Their 30-year marriage ended in November 2009, when they filed for divorce. Kids, fathering children outside of wedlock tends to contribute to divorce. Divorce tends to cause an inordinate need for payday loans. The money you save can be your own, so learn well, young ones.

So Beyoncé pregnant confirmed isn’t actually confirmed, right?

But the truth never gets in the way of a good Internet rumor, does it? A source “close to the couple”, as reported by Buzzcrunch, that “the singer recently got the great news and has decided to rest a bit.” Sounds reasonable, again, only we all know the “Beyoncé pregnant confirmed” rumor has been marked “untrue” by her own people. Matthew Knowles’ people (consisting of Matthew Knowles) are aiming for damage control, as his love child was conceived while in his marriage to Tina Knowles. Solange and Beyoncé must be proud. If by chance they were to film a commercial promoting the benefits of military personal loans, they may likely also be hanging out with baby mama Alexandra Wright, having a grand old time while dishing men.

So what’s the deal with Matthew Knowles’ baby?

The Daily Inquirer says that DNA tests have proven paternity of Mr. Knowles. The name of the newborn baby is Nixon, and mother Alexandra Wright and Matthew Knowles are together for about 18 months. Leading former Major League outfielders Trot Nixon, Donnell Nixon and Otis Nixon, this Nixon is officially the most famous living Nixon now. The other well-known Nixon has his admirers, mainly at the Watergate Hotel. But he can no longer reply to press inquiries.

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